What do you do when it's summertime and you're a middle-aged man and all the pretty girls are out and about in their skimpy skirts and light summer frocks?
If you look, you feel like you're a middle-aged perv.
But if you don't look, you feel like you're an idiot, like the entire world is thinking "what's with you; you don't wanna look at a pretty girl."
I don't want to be a creep. I don't want to be a weirdo.
I don't know what to do.