MARK HILL - writer guy

MARK HILL - writer guy

Cheese

I'm not a fan of cheese.

Cheese is junk food. There is little or no nutrition in cheese.

But cheese is the easy option for people who can't cook. Just melt some cheese over anything and you have a meal.

You could probably melt cheese over my sneakers and people would eat them. But that doesn't make it good for you.

Have you noticed how many fast-food joints sell you worthless, tasteless rubbish, but there's always some melted cheese in it so it tastes good.

When I worked at the coffee shop, we had all manner of wraps and sandwiches, and they were all made with garbage. But we bunged them in the panini griller with a bit of cheese which, once melted, the whole thing tasted fine.

But it was still garbage.